I'm visiting my mother in Medford, New Jersey. It's raining- cold, cold rain but not ice yet. I try to get her stocked up on things when I'm here. She really needs some new slacks, but her shape is very odd at age 92. I thought I had a brilliant idea, "Mom, maybe you should try maternity pants." (Because they have a panel in front.)
Her hearing isn't so good.
"Virginity pants?" she answered. Then we both cracked up.
2 comments:
Glad to hear your mom has a good sense of humor when she caught the misheard word. (I wish more people had a good sense of humor!)
"Virginity Pants" sounds like something one might accessorize with a chastity belt.
Sally, your mom is something else. Namowal, I'm dying to see your fashion drawing of virginity pants w/ chastity belt.
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