And announcing!

Jon was no help-- he liked the puns and wittiest ones, but this was a NAME I needed, something that I could say without slurring or spitting.

So I took it to the Pelicans at Lake Balboa. Mouse over and then click to find the winner. (sound on)

The great entries, don't think I missed any:

Lunchmeat
Snow Man
Big Foot
white knight
Marshmallow
pudding head
Pearl
Cotton Ball
My Little Pony
Sugar Baby
Tea Cake
apollo
marcel marceau
napoleon dynamite
silverlight
Tapioca
White Shoulders
Remember Mr. Peabody?(Mr. Peabody)
Caspar
romeo
Snozzi!
Back Door Man
snow bird
Lamb Chop
Eddie Haskell
bertrand russell
Little Chick Pea
Mod Squab
White Lightnin
Mac, short 4 macaroon
James Brown
Mr. Big
Whitey?
Maltese....
Bob
Noel Coward
Squablicious
squabble
Milky Way
Pretty Boy
King Arthur
Dumpling
Kindle
Shmoo
McNugget
Iggy (short for Igloo)
Squabiscuit (a long shot becomes a pigeon)
Rocky
Coconut Creme Baby
Frosty
Sputnik
E. B. White
Alfred North Whitehead
White Cap
Flash Lite
François Truffaut
Mr. Tibbs
Henning
Ajax
Dovezilla
Dollop
Dough Dough Bird
Poppin' Fresh
Clydesdayle (Clyde for short)
De Düva
Candilicioius
Mr. Pickles
Sweet P. (P. for Pigeon)
Puff Daddy
Frappuccino Grande
Stuart Margolis
JCPenney
Walter Pidgeon
Altoid
Bibendum (the official name of the Michelin Man)
beignet
Sugarloaf
Splenda (or Splendove)'cause he's a substitute.
snowbird
white knuckles
white lightning
baker woman
pineapple torte
scratch 'n' sniff
meringue
bechamel
Foster Grant
Gregory Peck
white boy

Why James Brown? Aside from the fact I cracked up right away, we have a tradition in the aviary of totally inappropriate names. (and now the squab has a theme song!) Like the rooster's name is Elle, and the all black chicken is named Star. There used to be a chicken named Axie. Jon's favorite was Mod Squab, but that is hard for me to say,as I see that b flipping back and forth into a d. Same with Squabble, I mean I'd go back and forth rhyming with scrabble or sounding like squab. And then I start to feel like Donald Duck.

I loved these entries. Noel Coward the squab, how funny! Squabiscuit! Actually I'm cracking up all over again looking through this list. Thanks, all. And Marilyn, send me your address so I can mail the grand prize. (funonmars(at)earthlink.net)