Saturday, November 29, 2008

What to Wear?



Returning to L.A., I've opened a couple of party invites which must be accepted. But what to wear? Do ya think? Can't be seen without my red hat. And the eyelash tits are so Anita.

7 comments:

stray said...

If you wear that your neighbor will never stop peeking in the windows!

Namowal said...

I might wear something crazy like that if there was a muppet eye behind one of the lashes and it was rigged up to wink at anyone who stared...

Linda said...

Dying laughing. And that really IS your red hat. Please say who made the dress. Can you pull off the puff sleeves? You should be wearing tights and miniskirts every day--when you're not cleaning out bird cages.
One (understated, of course) hot pink/red streak in your hair would complete the look.

Sally said...

Namowal, interactive clothing, I love the idea!

Linda, here's the original fashion. I really like the dress actually, but it would attract too much attention, dontcha think? Mean Jean turned me on to gofugyourself, great nasty writing.

stray g, funny about the neighbor!

stray said...

The eyelashes do make it sort of a cartoon in a dress -- wearable art.

Mean Jean said...

I want a poster or maybe a fridge magnet of this. No, wait, I want this outfit. Those tights. Those "eyelashes"!

Sally said...

And don't forget the beak! I've wondered about this dress, like is the skirt made of crumpled crepe paper? What would it feel like sitting down? The tights are so appealing, especially for the, uh, experienced leg. Actually I thought this dress would fit me/ suit me pretty darn well. Finally sleeves!

Jon just told me that women in Uganda are putting a strange chemical on their tits. When men smell them they pass out and the women rob them.

Imagine wearing this to a party and seeing another woman in the same dress. Soul mates or how dare you.

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